Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, September 4, 2008

12 Tips for Living Out of Your Car

Some useful tips for Casey:

Most jobs, I came to the conclusion, were ridiculous — and if I worked at them long enough, I would become ridiculous, too. My bosses knew that I didn't want to be there; they didn't want me there, either. In the two months after that I'd discovered that I wasn't cut out for mowing grass, pouring coffee, tossing pizza, unloading trucks, customer service, shoveling dog food into bags, or — what started the tailspin — serving deep-fried bricks of suet to my distended countrymen.

I did, however, have a 1996 Integra GS-R, finished in the most ebony of color schemes and with which I sure as hell wasn't going to part. That's how, for the next three weeks, it was mi casa es mi coche. I've been there and didn't get my eggs scrambled, and there's no reason why you can't, either. But rather than survive by your wits alone, take a minute to run over the following tips so you don't make some of the same, dumb mistakes that I did
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Continued here.
Hat tip to Wagga for the sweet find!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Friday, May 23, 2008

Monday, March 3, 2008

Famous Hot Doggery

Since 1973, the griddled frankfurters at Gray’s Papaya, home of the $3.50 “Recession Special” (two franks and a 14-ounce drink), have been served with fresh fruit juices, tangy sauerkraut and a side of politics.
BTW, I particularly liked this quote in the story:
“I’m here for the hot dogs and the papaya drink,” said Mona Walsh, 54, in between the last couple of bites of her amply garnished frank. “Even if Gray’s Papaya were supporting the most deplorable candidate imaginable and there was a big sign about it out front, I’d still be here eating hot dogs.”

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Monday, January 14, 2008

Sunday, January 13, 2008

The Dildo Diaries

It turns out that in Texas, it's a felony to posess more than five dildos educational models. This video on the subject is long but funny. If you don't want to watch the whole thing, at least catch the last 45 seconds.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Nothing but "reality" TV?

What will we do?

(Blogger's video upload seems to be f-ed up again so just click the Strike Day link below.)

From Ze's blog: strike day


BTW, don't forget to play 6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Dick Cheney! Brigitte Bardot is waiting in fishnets for your entry!