Sunday, May 4, 2008

How did Casey stay so emaciated?

Despite a reputation for using healthy, fresh ingredients, Chipotle's menu is limited to king-size burritos, overstuffed tacos, and gigantic salads—all of which lead to a humongous waistline.



The same article mentions menu items from Macaroni Grill and Jamba Juice. Perhaps his miracle weight loss secret is his true path to fortune. BTW, the attentive may notice a nod to Benoit™ in this post.

5 comments:

Akubi said...

I imagine Casey the sort who would thoroughly pick through his pile of crappy sludge and avoid most of it whilst pondering his next wheat grass shot.

Edgar Alpo said...

Generations of borscht eating forebears gave him the physical propensity for gauntness regardless of diet. That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.

Casey Serin said...

You guys are overthinking the problem -- it was methamphetamine. ;-) The pale face, the rotting teeth, the hyperactivity, pie-in-the-sky delusions, and and "itsallgood itsallgood" crap. You get the idea.

I mean, I like the taste of a king-size burrito as much as anyone else (especially when they burst in your mouth... ;-) ), but they're not that fattening...

Ogg the Caveman said...

BTW, Casey, what are your thoughts on this?

Casey Serin said...

Well, if you remember, I "paid" for my NRU classes by taking out a $22,000 loan from some of their shills in Phoenix... of course, since my ugly face is next to the word "deadbeat" in the dictionary, I never paid back one dirty penny. So in my opinion, the classes were well worth the money that I didn't spend. ;-)

As far as welching on the loan... as usual, I've faced zero consequences for my actions. It's all good!!