How did Casey stay so emaciated?

Despite a reputation for using healthy, fresh ingredients, Chipotle's menu is limited to king-size burritos, overstuffed tacos, and gigantic salads—all of which lead to a humongous waistline.



The same article mentions menu items from Macaroni Grill and Jamba Juice. Perhaps his miracle weight loss secret is his true path to fortune. BTW, the attentive may notice a nod to Benoit™ in this post.

The Dildo Diaries

It turns out that in Texas, it's a felony to posess more than five dildos educational models. This video on the subject is long but funny. If you don't want to watch the whole thing, at least catch the last 45 seconds.