Based on the circumstances surrounding them, some Saints become "patrons" of people, occupations, places or things. It's never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid. Each 3-3/4" tall, hard plastic Saint comes with a 3" stand embossed with the Saint's name and a removable backdrop with the Saint's title, patronage and a prayer to help invoke the power of that Saint.
(From Archie McPhee.)
7 comments:
Can I wipe myass with it? Sorry, bad mood still I guess.
Somewhere I read that these have been selling like crazy lately.
Hi akubi!
Yeah, the bury them in the back yard so they can get top dollar. lol
@ Edgar:
I don't think it would be very good for ass-wiping, but you could probably use the figurine as a butt plug if you were so inclined.
...but you could probably use the figurine as a butt plug if you were so inclined.
What is the purpose of a butt plug?
To plug one's butt, apparently.
Good words.
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