Monday, December 3, 2007

St. Joseph - Patron Saint of Real Estate


Based on the circumstances surrounding them, some Saints become "patrons" of people, occupations, places or things. It's never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid. Each 3-3/4" tall, hard plastic Saint comes with a 3" stand embossed with the Saint's name and a removable backdrop with the Saint's title, patronage and a prayer to help invoke the power of that Saint.

(From Archie McPhee.)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can I wipe myass with it? Sorry, bad mood still I guess.

Akubi said...

Somewhere I read that these have been selling like crazy lately.

Anonymous said...

Hi akubi!

Yeah, the bury them in the back yard so they can get top dollar. lol

Ogg the Caveman said...

@ Edgar:

I don't think it would be very good for ass-wiping, but you could probably use the figurine as a butt plug if you were so inclined.

Anonymous said...

...but you could probably use the figurine as a butt plug if you were so inclined.

What is the purpose of a butt plug?

Ogg the Caveman said...

To plug one's butt, apparently.

Anonymous said...

Good words.